Niagara Fails

Another friend looking out for me and my blog. This time it's my dear friend Jewel with this gem of a parking job. As with most community colleges nowadays it seems that not every student has the mental acumen to become a rocket surgeon or a brain engineer. This is the case with one Ford Taurus driving student at Niagara County Community College. Wow, I wonder how many Tauri I have posted so far? Anywho, for this pea brained attempt at slotting a two ton underpowered hunk of steel and plastic between two parallel lines this guy earns the Brown Star Award for Asshole Parking.

Live! From Portugal! Part 1

Fresh from the FinalGear.com Forums, a sweet sweet S14 Silvia from Portugal. Unfortunately this Portuguese pin head likes to park on the sidewalk making it impossible for any senior citizen in a wheelchair or any mother with children in a stroller to make it past.  I have a feeling I'll be seeing more of this guy soon. Having a cool Japanese sports car doesn't excuse you from obeying the rules and parking in a proper space. For blocking the sidewalk with his Japanese speed machine this guy gets the Brown Star Award for Asshole Parking.

Wait, I Think I've Seen This Before....

This is another shot from my friend Keti here. I've seen something like this happen before, and Mustang owners everywhere need to make sure they keep their parking brake well maintained otherwise this happens. You can set the parking brake and throw it in gear, but if the parking brake isn't all in check, your car's gonna pop out of gear and roll back. Back in 2008 I saw the same thing happen at my old college. Only it was a newer Mustang in black. For failure to maintain your shit, Mustang driver, you win the Brown Star Award for Asshole Parking.

At Least They're Kissing Cousins

Y'see, this is the bullshit I HATE. My dear friend Keti drives the Ford Focus on the left. Apparently some mook in the Lincoln on the right decided that parking license plate deep in another car and not even backing up to make it look like nothing happened is perfectly acceptable. The Brown Star for Asshole parking goes to you, Lincoln driver. I hope karma bites you square in your privates.

Nevermind the Gray Jetta

So, I just went to pick up some dry cleaning and parked up behind this numb skull. Sitting in the car. Engine running. Over the lines in both directions. I couldn't even pull all the way into the spot because this dipshit had the ass end of his car hanging into my spot. This guy saw me pull up, park, get out of my car and didn't make any effort to move his car. This asshat earns the Brown Star Award for Bad Parking for today.

Early Morning (for me) Quickie.

Oh look, another Taurus. I'm starting to suspect there's something about these cars that causes bouts of mental retardation in their drivers. Don't argue with me on this. I used to own one. Anyway, the parking attendants eventually found wheel dollies and slid the car into the parking space proper. Still, nice job asshat.

The Local Grocer

Let's start with a bang, shall we? It's a bright, sunny day, not a cloud in the sky. Nothing to obstruct the view of two mildly faded but still plenty visible orange painted lines on the asphalt.